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Mar 23 2005, 10:46 AM
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what lyrics have you misheard?

'Golden Nostrils',instead of cold in lifes throes.
(someone said that on a different board and now thats what i hear every time i listen to that song!)

'I left here for donuts',instead of 'i left here in darkness'

both from silver and cold


'feed on the lonely' i hear that in wester and Ever and a day!

and of course,'this is my line,this is a turtle'.

i have more that i will post later. 133.gif
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Mar 23 2005, 10:52 AM
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"shit kick is grand and fine" instead of "here begins a brand new line"
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"This is my line, this is a turtle" - of course. no explanation needed.

"I'd fuck you up the butt" - Crop Tub (instead of "I'd like to help you but")

etc...
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QUOTE(ixnay @ Mar 23 2005, 07:38 PM)

"I'd fuck you up the butt" - Crop Tub (instead of "I'd like to help you but")

etc...
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that made me laugh!! 133.gif
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walking into a tree - the hanging garden(i think the real lyrics are 'walking into a dream'',i'm not sure)
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i always heard "this is my lion, this is a turtle" , then "drop dead" instead of "how did", ... oh and "i lay screwed, akrsss the floor, cant talk" instead of "i lay strewned, across the floor, cant solve"

"i look sexy tonight" instead "all insects sing tonight"

... I'm an asshole! i'm an asshole!


TLSP2 misheard:
"BREAK DOWN! Is this a feeling? FUCK NO! Well whats a feeling? PREACH NOW! and you may tah a aahhaawaayy"
real:
"BREAKDOWN, and cease all feeling. BURN NOW what once was breathing. REACH OUT, and you may take my heart away."


The Nephillim misheard: I will find my place on her. (0.o)
real: I will find my place on high.

i also heard "feed on the lonley" and "feet on the lonely" in Wester...


ive got more. too lazy.


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Mar 24 2005, 04:21 PM
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The only one I've heard myself is "I'm feeling naughty" on Dream of Waking.


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dude i'm bleeding wait i won (from strength through wounding)real lyrics through our bleeding we are one



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^^^"dude i'm bleeding wait i won"

lmao, I don't know why but I thought that one was really funny. biggrin.gif

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"golden assholes" instead of Silver And Colds' "cold in lifes throws"

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"a reign of fascists" for Paper Airplanes' "A rain of ashes"

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I never hear anything right. Too lazy to think of any examples. :P


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Mar 25 2005, 12:29 AM
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i ate at subway - dream of waking

smoking time instead of'smirkin time' -paper airplanes
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Mar 25 2005, 07:41 AM
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i heard "Dude, i'm bleeding! Wait, i'm not!


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Mar 25 2005, 10:26 AM
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QUOTE(Jenn @ Mar 25 2005, 03:41 PM)
i heard "Dude, i'm bleeding! Wait, i'm not!
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haha!
i think everyone hears that! 133.gif
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When I first heard This Celluloid Dream I thought they said "Sing about it" instead of "Cinematic".

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In God Called in Sick Today, I heard, "Working on my masquerade divine," instead of, "I can't help my laughter as she cries."

Heh, I con't know why I thought it was that. ::shrug::
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i thought it said the very first time i listened to god called in sick today davey said, I can't jump on mathew as he cires 0_o but then i read lyrics and everything was alright


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^^^ hahahhahaa

i didnt hear this, but apparently someon did.

One blinging carnie. I'm nutting inside your memories. One plate? Please let me be. Enjoying yoplait. Some days I'm a bee. A bee stuck to the wall, f****** in a sleeve, because I'm a lame, "live wherever" bee, with no beret. You say pee on the sand and your pillow. Let in the pasta, bisquick and wrinkles (x2)

(chorus)Just say you will follow meat. Invite me too? You'll never eat! Just say you can follow meat. That muffins drowned in salt!

(repeats first verse up until the end of "enjoying yoplait". Davey likes yogurt)

Some day I will beat, I'll beat Shaq with a mop from a fencing king because a whale named Lakehead would love to shoot me.

(repeats part about peeing on sand and chorus)

Let me beat all the worms licking with cupboards. Let me beat all the worms that you don't see.


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Mar 26 2005, 11:07 PM
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Hahah, I've seen that.


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Mar 27 2005, 12:57 AM
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its funny!
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omg I love these threads so much icon14.gif icon14.gif icon14.gif they are so funny to read and it's good theres one on here cus they always seemed to get closed of the official board I remember there was a realllyyy long one last year but yeah that got closed oh well I'll guess I'll post my misheards...(or actually all of these are my friends misheards...I always forget mine there's been so many tho)

my friend thought in dancing through sunday davey sung
"full of alcohol, full of alcohol" (and we dance on, and we dance on)
I found this so funny not only for the reason she actually heard that instead but since Davey is full sXe and all biggrin.gif

also I had some friends over and I made them watch Hard Rock live and they thought in Silver and Cold it said..
"JUS-TIN TIM-BER-LAKE - I'm a beautiful women"
(your sins into me, oh my beautiful one)
so funny. they still sing that now even though I told them it was wrong.

okay this isn't exactly misheard... but it was inspired by hearing it wrong firstime, and also cus I missed school that day cus of my bad asthma.
(I'm really sorry for making this post so long)
but my friend used her mis-conception of the lyrics in "this celluloid dream" to re-write it completely. I think it's so funny.

"This Cellulite Dream"

Coughing lungs from deep inside, oh, tastes so exquisite
And in my bed, all night I lie
Oh, the cough remains, hope it's just a visit
My cavity now reads "vacancy"
cough, coughing

To the lovely asthma puffer, I begged, "May I cough?"
But I never stopped smokin "my bong"
Of a joyous bong resin, I've heard whispers
On a freezing night, I hyperventilate

Just like witch curses, just like a joyous bend
Just like a gallery, it kills me
Just like sudden bursts, just like a joyous end
kill... killing me

I wana breathe lightly Didnt u kno, im -asthmatic-
Onto the puffer boy, and puff away
Light my bong, I am so -asthmatic-
DYING ON LIFE SUPPORT, I COUGH

NO!

Allergic..to glitter, the dark, and black velvet
Praying this will soon end
In the shadow of a lung, no lungs=glamour
i realized this, when i raaaan

Just like witch curses, just like a joyous bend
Just like a gallery, it kills me
Just like sudden bursts, just like a joyous end
kill... killing me

I wana breathe lightly Didn't u know, im -asthmatic-
Onto the puffer boy, and puff away
Light my bong, I am so -asthmatic-
dying on life support, I cough

All the asthmatics are heaving, all will turn into gays
All the asthmatics are heaving, all will turn into gays
(All gay) All the coughers (All gay) die heaving
(All gay) all will turn gaaaay
(All gay) All the coughers (All gay) die heaving
(All gay) all will turn into GAAAAAAYS

I wana breathe lightly Didnt u kno, im -asthmatic-
Onto the puffer boy, and puff away
Light my bong, I am so -asthmatic-
dying on life support, I cough

I wana breathe lightly Didnt u kno, im asthmatic
Onto the puffer boy, and puff away
Light my bong, I am so asthmatic
dying on life support, I cough

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thats hilarious! 133.gif
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Mar 27 2005, 12:31 PM
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha


dangit thats hillarious!!


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QUOTE(Jenn @ Mar 27 2005, 06:45 AM)
^^^ hahahhahaa

i didnt hear this, but apparently someon did.

One blinging carnie. I'm nutting inside your memories. One plate? Please let me be. Enjoying yoplait. Some days I'm a bee. A bee stuck to the wall, f****** in a sleeve, because I'm a lame, "live wherever" bee, with no beret. You say pee on the sand and your pillow. Let in the pasta, bisquick and wrinkles (x2)

(chorus)Just say you will follow meat. Invite me too? You'll never eat! Just say you can follow meat. That muffins drowned in salt!

(repeats first verse up until the end of "enjoying yoplait". Davey likes yogurt)

Some day I will beat, I'll beat Shaq with a mop from a fencing king because a whale named Lakehead would love to shoot me.

(repeats part about peeing on sand and chorus)

Let me beat all the worms licking with cupboards. Let me beat all the worms that you don't see.
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they lyrics fit in a little too well......
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Yeah, I just listened to the song with those lyrics.


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I have a few:

"Let me pee on the world"- 'let me be all the words', Synesthesia
'Sin-o-matic"-'cinematic', This Celluloid Dream
"My ass is falling"- 'my ashes falling', Malleus Malificarum (sp?)

Just a few I can remember. I suspect there's a whole lot more that my mind has forgotten.
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sin-o-matic?

hahahahahaha


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i apologize for my ignorance but what song is it suppose to be?

didnt hear this, but apparently someon did.

One blinging carnie. I'm nutting inside your memories. One plate? Please let me be. Enjoying yoplait. Some days I'm a bee. A bee stuck to the wall, f****** in a sleeve, because I'm a lame, "live wherever" bee, with no beret. You say pee on the sand and your pillow. Let in the pasta, bisquick and wrinkles (x2)

(chorus)Just say you will follow meat. Invite me too? You'll never eat! Just say you can follow meat. That muffins drowned in salt!

(repeats first verse up until the end of "enjoying yoplait". Davey likes yogurt)

Some day I will beat, I'll beat Shaq with a mop from a fencing king because a whale named Lakehead would love to shoot me.

(repeats part about peeing on sand and chorus)

Let me beat all the worms licking with cupboards. Let me beat all the worms that you don't see.
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